Dropping Dingleberries

From the late night infomercials to the esteemed office of the President of the United States, and all the stops in between, everyone is dropping dingleberries. Little nuggets that they perceive as truth when in fact are just plain pieces of shit. There is no other way to say it. Everyone has dingleberries. Trust me when I say, I don’t want you dropping yours on me.

Remember that I am coming from a chronically ill, incurable disease position. I have been given unsolicited advice from countless sources as to how I can cure myself. I have been told that miraculous things can happen if you get chelated, colonic’d, eat vegan, exercise your ass off, drink this brew or that brew, throw in some eye of newt, meditate, do yoga while wearing a tin foil hat and humming a Bollywood tune. Okay I’m dropping some dingleberries on some of those but you get my meaning.

Just because someone says something does not make it truth or even helpful for that matter. We live in a free society with free speech and that is a wonderful thing. Opinions are great. Facts are even better. What has happened to common sense? Is spanking a child really detrimental to their psyche or is fear of repercussions from wrongdoing a fairly good way to curb bad behavior? Is drinking coffee good or bad for you? Is the war on drugs really working or just a big drain on society? What is really going on in the government? Do we really have to be told what we can do with our own bodies, minds and environment? Why, as consumers, do we have to put up with people not doing their jobs? Dingleberry commentators tell us everyday how stupid we are. Just read the damn news, it’s getting stinky in here.

Are we really that inconsiderate as a society that we can’t take care of our young, old and sickly?

The american dream has become a pit of dingleberries. The health care system is a f**ken hailstorm of dingleberries. Finances, schooling, GMO, all victims of dingleberry drops. The very people we rely on, teachers, military, police, judges, banks, farmers, health professionals, religious leaders, at one time or another, are dropping dingleberries. They talk out the side of their mouths. Explain to me why we can’t get a handle on homelessness or gang violence or drunk driving. Explain to me why we allow celebrities and athletes to influence our decisions of how we dress, look, vehicles we drive, political leanings, and what is acceptable behavior in this world. Can you say good PR,  AKA: Dropping Dingleberries.

DD’s can also be confused with excuses or reasons. Upon further examination, it is still a dingleberry. Droppers are even too self-absorbed to recognize the mess they are making. I will no longer tolerate it. If someone wants to really learn what I go through on a daily basis, then I will consider their advice. If not, save your dropping dingleberries for some other unsuspecting fool.

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